Ok i wrote this 2 years ago, in English (the lesson) and i actually handed it in
I just typed this up 2 minutes ago, since i found it in a pile of paper
The assignment was we had to write a parody
i had had other peoples ideas, like reidy's was "goldie locks and the three hairs"
pfff, how original! I wanted something cool, exciting, something with Pinash!
however, i failed, and came up with this :p

it could well have became better, because the teacher would tell us to redraft it
and add better bits, but i was far too lazy and just pretended to, and undoubtably
ended up firing rubbers and pen lids accross the room with rulers.

The hardest part of the thing was the little clip art pictures i had at the bottom of it
because bastard MS word kept haxxxing them onto the next page, not to mention that
bloody paperclip asking if i was writing a letter.


(Please excuse all typos, grammar and any other dodgy things wrong with this
since i typed it up very quickly just now)
oragami = japanese paper folding :)
Ph33r notepad too :p

the story:

LITTLE DEBT RIDING HOOD!
by Scott "Dave" "Kampin_Bunny" Myers

Once upon a time there was a little girl who used to watch QVC shopping channel and she used to buy everything.
She was soon in debt, and the big bad debt collector was soon on her tail.  He came knocking on her door day and
night.  Everyone called her little debt riding hood.  One day she decided to go to her out law Granny's house for help. 
she set off at the stroke of midnight, but the big bad debt collector spotted her whilst relieving himself up a wall.
As she got to GRanny's house she kneeled down to fasten her shoe lace.  The big bad debt collector saw his chance and ran into
Granny's house.  Granny sat there on a stolen bed, when the debt collector randomly shouted, "Honey, I'm home!"
Granny was startled, and shouted "Stay back, i have a black belt in oragami!"
The debt collector laughed and sarcastically laughed, "Oh, im so scared"
He ran towards granny and tied her up.  He opened the cupboard and dressed up like granny.  He snuggled down into the bed and
there was a knock at the door, "come in" the debt collector demanded in a girly voice trying hard not to laugh.
Little Debt riding hood hopped in and immediately looked at 'Granny'.  Just then the three little pigs walked in and looked around
before saying "Oops, wrong story".
Little debt riding hood walked over to 'Granny' and muttered, "why, what big teeth you have"
"All the better to smile at you in the court room my dear!"
"Why, what a big nose you have!" said little debt.
"All the better to sniff out bad guys with, dear!"
"why, what big ears you have!" Questioned little debt
"Well its not my fault, stop picking on me!" shouted the debt collector.
"Oh.. I'm sorry... but what big hands you have!" shouted little debt
"All the better to arrest you with my dear!!!!" shouted the big bad debt collector, with that, the debt collector jumped at
little debt riding hood.  Just then the real granny jumped in through the door, in full combat gear with a rocket launcher in her
hand.  Then Granny shouted, "You can take my grand daughter, you can take my money, BUT YOU AINT TAKIN' THE TV!"
With that, she launched a rocket at the debt collector but the debt collector dodged it with a matrix move; the rocket went flying into
the tv and exploded.  Granny cried "Noooooo!"
She ripped of her army clothes and revealed a karate suit with a black belt on.  Granny jumped at the debt collector and
kicked him in the face, and threw him into the fridge!  Just then "As cold as ice" came on the radio.  Granny stood still
for a few moments and muttered, "I told you i knew oragami!"
No one ever saw the evil debt collector ever again, well, not until granny went into the fridge to get some cheese, that is.  Little debt riding hood 
never watched QVC again and she eventually cleared her debts.  She now likes to gamble.