Title : What you bean up to ?

By Scott "Dave" Myers :D

Well, after years of been tormented for this incident, i am finally going to tell the world :(

Once upon a time.. Me, smarty, liam and browny decided we were going to have a bbq - a free style bbq.
So smarty "aqquired" some firelighters and we all stocked up on various food stuffs including sausages
and a tin of beans.  I say its a free style bbq because it wasnt really a bbq at all, we basically set 
loads of flammable stuff alight and put a pan over the top of it and cooked stuff (which actually worked!)
The journey to our destination took about 15 minutes, and we decided to take a short cut through the farmer's
field - my first mistake.  During the journey i got a rip in my bag and we lost the tomato sauce god dmanit!
Any ways we finally reached the place which is called "chalky hill" and we made the short trip round the corner 
to a small opening in some bushes, which is were we had our lil fire :)  Everything went sexily and we even
attempted to cook an egg - which actually worked, even though no one ate it. But then it hapened.  My world came
to a stand still.  I had a beef burger in my hand - and i couldn't find the tomato sauce, we went looking for it
for like 10 mins but we couldnt find the bitch, so i swallowed my pride - and proceeded to swallow my beef burger
with no tomato sauce on :p  Now i know what you are saying, you're saying, "Man, it couldn't get any worse!"
but you are wrong.  Once we had finished our food and finished blowing deodrant up in the fire, we decided to go, 
and just then smarty threw a tin of un opened beans on the fire and shouted run.. i ran.  After a few minutes of waiting
i realised i had lost my tin opener and foolishly went back to get it, this was my second mistake; to my horror, the 
tin of beans exploded.  It was pretty loud too, and i was completely covered in beans.  Hot, smelly beans.  And one almost
hit me in my eye, but it never, but my coat was soaked in bean juice and random beans scattered over my body.  My friends
found this utterly hilarious to say the least.  Smarty was going to sit on a chair to watch the beans explode, but backed
out at the last minute, and upon closer inspection of the chair he was going to sit on after the beans had exploded,
was covered in sausages, so if he had stayed there, he wudda got shot with sausages, but no - that day I had to be
the lucky one :|  After walking home (And finding my tin opener \o/) i entered my house, and my dad says
"where've you bean, who've ya bean with, what ya bean doing" ofcourse, my friends found the bloody hilarious.
This incident will forever stay in my find, and to the present day they still take the absolute piss out of me.
With virtually every sentence having "bean" in.  But it was funny - you had to be there :| (and maybe if you were there
u mighta got shot with beans to).